Tuesday, August 17, 2004 , 7:04 PM
><))o> The Rugby Ball that has a mind of its own
#This morning, we played touch rugby for a change (instead of the boring basketball!) and at first i was kinda looking forward to it because it was a new game and i have never tried it before. But at the end of the lesson, i felt traumatised! I was traumatised by the rugby ball itself (kinda reinforces the fact that i hate balls.....all kinds of balls be it from golfball to basketball...balls you use for sports ok....dont let your thoughts stray!) . The dumb rugby ball is not exactly spherical in shape which i am sure 3/4 of the globe knows (the other 1/4 would be cavemens or pathetic frogs stuck in sadako-haunted wells!). The rugby ball is oval in shape and because it is so oddly-shaped, i think the centre of gravity of the ball "behaves" in a weird way too. Once you drop the ball, that's it. YOU ARE DOOMED! The ball will go.....PIONG!.........PIONG!
PIONG!
PIONG! PIONG!.......................PIONG!......
PIONG!
And it doesn't piong in any systematic way.....it piongs everywhere in no particular direction and we would look like idiotic MOUSECATCHERS (seemingly unable to outwit the mouse despite our oh-so-big brain) going after the ball. I was practicing with a group of girls and everytime someone fails to catch the ball, we would all go "OH NO!" and throw our hands up, hitting our heads in agony. The "OH NO!" cames from the ongoing frustration and stress that we feel while handling the ball while the agony comes from watching the person who misses the ball (a.k.a idiotic mousecatcher) going after the ball. By the end of the game, we had concluded that that dumb ball probably has a mind of its own (sometimes like Flubber....you know...that green slimy stuff in the movie
Flubber)...also, we were exhausted...the ball was too hyperactive for us! Well...who cares anyway....i hate balls!
Saw this cute rugby ball which sufering the net. The chinese words says "Hong Kong" and there is a pig in the middle of the ball. The pink background and white pokadots just made the whole ball so corny-looking and cute!However, i still hate balls!
#Met a pervert on train yesterday...i really dont believe my damn luck! And the pervert was some fat, ulgy-looking guy...why must all perverts be either fat and ulgy-looking or fat and nerdy-looking? YucKs...this is what happened...
I was on the train and at Yishun, quite a number of people alighted, leaving the seats empty. Seizing the golden opportunity, i walked over and sat down at the seat near the train door. Then there was the pervert who stood so close to me even though there was more then enough space to accomodate his "adipose exoskeleton". Of all places, he chose to stand infront of me and worse still, he leaned his leg onto MINE!!! Initially, i though it was because i had crossed my legs too high so i shifted my legs and guess what? That pervert shifted his position too and lean his leg onto my leg again! YUCKS! He was also leaning so close to me! I was so disgusted and embarrassed!
Finally, i gave up shifting for i had no more space to shift so i uncross my legs (Carefully not touching that pervert's leg...)...it was no easy task because that pervert had left little space between my leg and his...so i ended up doing a little gymnastic and got my leg down. It was only then that the pervert moved away from me. What the
*4^$S02-@#&*! YUcks! Just my luck man and this isin't the first time i met a pervert!
There was another time during my secondary school years....my friends and i took 98 and was siting at the backrow. Suddenly, we noticed this guy infront of us who was bending his body down at 90 degrees. He was trying to peeping through our skirts! Unsatisfied with his initial position, he actually stood up and sat at another seat just so that he could get a "better view"! YUCKS! We got so scared (we would only young, innocent 14 years old) and alighted the bus.
#Perverts are just so irksome! Dont they have anything better to do then coming up with formiable plans to peep at girl's undies or taking advantages of girls?!? If they love to look at undies so much, then go to departmental stores or even Scott's Blush outlet and look at undies all they want lah! Then again, they might just become public nuisance! What the ()#)(*$()*! WHy must they indulge in such cheap thrills? I hope they get caught and get caged up in jail so that the city is safer for young, innocent schoolgirls, teenagers, ladies and maybe even ah mahs!
