Thursday, November 04, 2004 , 8:44 PM
><))o> Perfect Storm
# 4 days to Chemistry Paper 3
# 8 papers more to go
# 21 days to total liberation
# Why i chose "Perfect Storm" as the title of my entry today? Well, ever heard of the movie "Perfect Storm", a true story-turned-movie based on a fishing vessel that was caught at the converging point of three stroms occuring stimultaneously? This is what will be happening to me next week...Monday and Tuesday to be exact. I will be having Chem paper 3 (all core topics including option topic) on Monday and followed by Biology paper 2 (all core topics) and Maths paper 1 (all core topics) on Tuesday. A perfect storm? Yeah you bet! I hope i come out of the storm alive! *fingers crossed*
# That aside, i have no wish to talk about how GP was today...since i'm sure it would be a rather boring topic to talk about compared to something i've been wanting to share for some time. All i can say....GP was ok...do-able =) I'll be happy enough if i pass....i never had high expectations for GP. Therefore, being able to complete the paper in time was already quite an achievement for me =P
# Ahh...finally...i've been wanting to share this for a while but i couldn't find the time and PC to blog! Nevertheless, now is my golden opportunity!!
# Have anyone ever irritated you so much that you wish you could slap that person? Ok....no one irritated me but someone bullied my bf and in turn irritated me. Who is this scroundrel? Not too long ago, my bf became a member of a rather prestigous choir in Singapore. He was placed under provisional membership for about a month. During this period, the conductress assigned a mentor to him and this mentor was such a bast***. Not only was he a lousy mentor (he simply did a horrific job of "grooming" my bf, demoralise my bf, question his singing ability when the conductress says otherwise!), he actually looked down on my conductor (whom i've been under for all these years) saying that he is lousy as a conductor when he himself has yet to even achieve any peanuts!
So who is this guy? His name is ALBERT. I tried to find a photo of him to post here but i could not (see...he's such an insignificant figure). Nonetheless, i shall continue to shame him on my blog. This ALBERT, according to my bf is
-fat
-ulgy
-horrendous attitude
-arrogent
YUCKS! To avoid all other unfortunate ALBERTS who share the same name as him to come under my "shaming", i shall rename this ALBERT to KUKUBIRD.
# I've thought of going up to KUKUBIRD and insult him at the choir's upcoming performance....
Amy (strides up to KUKUBIRD) : Hi! So....you are the infamous ALLLBERT (dragging the first syllabus in a disgusting manner.)
KUKUBIRD (slightly irritated) : What do you mean by
infamous ?
Amy (in a sascarstic tone) : Oh, you mean you don't what's the meaning of
infamous ? Why not trying checking the Collins dictionary or for a more PRECISE meaning, try the Oxford dictionary.
KUKUBIRD (fuming like an ancient Cho Cho train and mumbled) : ...BITCH...
Amy (with an all-knowing smile) : Oh yes....Babe In Total Control Haa!
With that i will do a 180 degree classic shampoo girl turn and hopefully smack that KUKUBIRD's face with my lice-infested, serum-coated hair, allowing some lice to migrate onto his EVEN more oily face! I will stride away in style, bathing myself in the pride that arose from the thunderous applause coming from the bystanders who have been long oppressed by that authoritative KUKUBIRD for so long.
# *snap* okies...i'm out of my fantasy....will i ever have the courage to deal with that KUKUBIRD? We'll see....but that KUKUBIRD deserved to be taught a lesson for his arrogence!
